Hmm. I was on an early morning shuttle to work during the week. And on Firday we would stop at a Cantina on the way home and have some Tequila y Margaritas y Fajitas. And the BS would start flowing. These discussions were derived and imagined since then.
Dapper man: Drinking fact: When you use a zero calorie mixer with a liquor you get a drink with zero calories.
Beautiful dame: Golly. That's fascinating! This drinking fact is not very well known.
Dapper man: It's simple mathematics. Zero times anything is always zero!!
Dapper man: General Patton said that we should be hitting the Commies with miscellaneous ordnance.
Beautiful dame: Agreed. The only way to stop Communist agression is to send missiles right up their anuses.
Dapper man: Here's to sending our missiles right up the Commie's assholes!!
Dapper man: As much as we drink, I'm thinking that we should participate in "Sober October" sometime.
Beautiful dame: If we did that, we would have to make it up and we wouldn't "Remember November!"
Dapper man: I know. Stupid idea. Here's to keeping with the "status quo, bro!"